'weight'ing.

Posted by priti_jamels at 05:07 PM on February 1, 2005.

commerce calculus class.
mr. comcalc: you're new here.
mi: me? no.
(mi wonders.)
mr. comcalc: may nagbago sa iyo. hindi ka jan dati nakaupo.
mi: hindi ah. dito ako nakaupo dati pa.
(mi points at the desk.)
mr. comcalc: something's new. your hair.
mi: no.
(mi combs her hair using her fingers.)
mr. comcalc: ah, dati lagi kang nakagirly outfit.
mi: (bullsh*t). no sir. ganito lagi kong suot.
(mi points to her black batman shirt.)
mr. comcalc: really, something's new talaga with you.
mi: maybe sir pumayat ako.
mr. comcalc: definitely not!
(class laughs.)
..
f*cker.
have no right to lose weight.
kahit konting pounds.
kahit konting lang.
period.

beer.